November 26, 2018

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: TODAY I AM SUPER-THRILLED TO BE JOINED BY DETHBERT JONES.

DETHBERT JONES: Thanks Sarge, I am super-thrilled to be here!

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: ONLY ONE OF US CAN BE SUPER-THRILLED OR THE EMOTIONS WILL CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT.

DETHBERT JONES: That's...

November 19, 2018

  

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: TODAY I AM JOINED BY FELLOW ROBOT, ANDI SOCIAL. WE ROBOTS NORMALLY COMMUNICATE USING BINARY CODE, BUT NON-ROBOTS WOULD FIND IT TOO DIFFICULT TO DECIPHER A LONG SERIES OF ONES AND NOUGHTS. 

ANDI SOCIAL: 10110011

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: HA HA...

November 5, 2018

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: TODAY I AM INVESTIGATING THE PERSONALITY OF DETHBERT'S FRIEND AND NEIGHBOUR, KILLIAN BROWN. THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME, KILLIAN. 

KILLIAN: Will this take long? I've got a protest march to organize.

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: <CALCULATING> 

ALLOWING FOR...

October 24, 2018

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: TODAY I AM INVESTIGATING THE PERSONALITY OF DETHBERT'S GREAT AUNT GRUMBELOID. THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME, GREAT AUNT GRUMBELOID.

GREAT AUNT GRUMBELOID: No worries. There wasn't much on the telly box this evening.

SERGEANT MEGATRON 5000: MY NAME IS 2...

September 17, 2018

With Lackbeard's December release day drawing nearer, we thought we should share some things you should know about this pirate adventure novel

April 30, 2018

The Boatman is here!

To celebrate and spread the word, The Boatman and author Kat Hawthorne will be making some appearances across the web in the coming days for The Boatman Blog Tour.

 
Here's the Schedule

April 30, 2018:

Ramblings of a Book Nerd

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